Alternate Fairy Tale Endings
Most of them say "...and they lived happily ever after." Here are some better ideas.
- And they stayed together because of the kids.
- And he realized that money actually could buy happiness.
- And eventually, she came to terms with the fact that she was probably going to have to save herself.
- And they lived happily ever… until the following winter.
- And she never had any idea that he was actually gay.
- And eventually she came to terms that her stepmother wasn’t evil - just demanding.
- And sometimes wondered whether a kiss that reanimated her from the dead was really grounds for a lifelong romance.
- And the three of them lived happily ever after.
And just to get ya cr8tive brain juices flowing a bit..
- The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
- The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
- Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
- The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
- The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
- It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
- Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
- The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
- Dalmatians are born without spots.
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