10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the tippex. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I was not sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Blast! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
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1. "... in the name of Jesus. Amen"
Hahaha. Okay baaad example, don't try this at work!
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